In August 2003, KB Toys pre-announced their GW Bush Elite Force Naval Aviator Action Figure. The irony's so thick you could cut it with a knife. If they give you a six-year warranty, better only count on four.

Of course, other Americans - not a toy factory in China - have been busy creating more accurate versions of this doll...





from Buckfush.com







The Dick Cheney Version



...and from Cobalt Productions...